{"id":1304,"date":"2012-08-21T08:56:56","date_gmt":"2012-08-21T12:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/?p=1304"},"modified":"2012-08-23T08:47:29","modified_gmt":"2012-08-23T12:47:29","slug":"golf-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/golf-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"GOLF POEM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my hand I hold a ball<br \/>\nWhite and dimpled, rather small.<br \/>\nOh, how bland it does appear,<br \/>\nThis harmless looking little sphere.<\/p>\n<p>By his size I could not guess<br \/>\nThe awesome strength it does possess;<br \/>\nMy life has not been quite the same<br \/>\nSince I choose to play this stupid game.<\/p>\n<p>I rule my mind for hours on end.<br \/>\nA fortune it has made me spend.<br \/>\nIt has made me curse and cry<br \/>\nI hate myself and want to die.<\/p>\n<p>I am promised a thing called &#8216;par&#8217;<br \/>\nIf I can hit it straight and far.<br \/>\nTo master such a tiny ball<br \/>\nShould not be very hard at all.<\/p>\n<p>But my desires the ball refuses<br \/>\nAnd does exactly as it chooses.<br \/>\nIt hooks and slices, dribbles, dies<br \/>\nand disappears before my eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Often it will have a whim<br \/>\nTo hit a tree or take a swim.<br \/>\nWith miles of grass on which to land<br \/>\nIt finds a tiny patch of sand.<\/p>\n<p>Then has me offering up my soul<br \/>\nIf it will just drop in the hole.<br \/>\nIt made me whimper like a pup,<br \/>\nand swear that I will give it up.<\/p>\n<p>And take to drink to ease my sorrow.<br \/>\nBut The Ball knows&#8230;I&#8217;ll be back tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.poem contributed by Don Dizon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my hand I hold a ball White and dimpled, rather small. Oh, how bland it does appear, This harmless looking little sphere. By his size I could not guess The awesome strength it does possess; My life has not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/2012\/08\/golf-poem\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-golf-tidbits"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1304"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1313,"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1304\/revisions\/1313"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sierragolfers.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}